Jordan Malmoy-Palmer

Origins
Jordan Malmoy-Palmer, originally born in the Wizard Dimension of the Non-Sonic Boom Universe of Timeline 2 was the child of Zelma Palmer, an immigrant from the Orchestra Dimension, and Rakoe Malmoy, a transmuted sentient rake native to the wizard dimension. While the exact details of their courtship are unknown, what is known is they were divorced before Jordan's birth. Zelma Palmer, either believing that Jordan was meant to be a Holy Trinity Member, or just wanting her to be, decided to bring her to the closest non-choir dimension other than the Orchestra Dimension. This was due to Jordan being unable to be successful in Orchestra which was quite obvious even during her gestation and the Wizard Trinity being quite odd and dangerous. At some point after the birth of Jordan, Zelma transplanted the child into her surrogate family, by killing their Jordan, and using some form of magic to confuse the parents.

Wizard Heritage and Lack of J Blood
Even though she has no DNA directly connecting her to the DNA of any J's, she is still technically a snake jew due to her forced fusion with the dead body of her Band Dimension counterpart by one of Zelma's spells.

Ex-Deity
Originally, when the High Priest and Deity system was in its much more archaic form, Jordan Malmoy-Palmer was known as Jormungen, due to her connections to the World Serpent of Norse Myth. When the temperature outside is greater than 69 degrees she transforms into this large serpentine beast, and it was in this form she was considered to be the deity of the Snake J's. As of currently has been retconned by the J Trinity due to her lack of god blood and her stolen immortality.

The Pennyfish
In tandem with Caden Kintobor-Palmer she was able to trick the Pennyfish into gifting the two immortality. The Pennyfish was later slain by the two and its likeness was uploaded into the infinitely brained A.I. Sare.

Wave Daddy Cult
Jordan was one of the 7 priests granted holy titles on the Wave Daddy in the Ceiling Day of 2019. Jordan was granted the title Krank the Priestess by all members of the cult. Her role is to have direct contact with Wave Daddy and spread his word to the other high priests.