Jurt Cobain

The only child of Kurt Cobain, King of the StaryiansThe guard to the secret entrance/exit of the Retcon Dimension. Requires a toll to open the door, you must give him an idea for an invention each time you try to enter or exit the gate, if he does not like it he'll call it gay and you'll be sent away, if he likes it he'll steal the idea for a patent.

Current Known Patents

 * Leather Pogo Stick (Deemed gay)
 * Sunglasses Maker