J Dimension Palmer

Snake Jew Deity

Biography
Originally created in the early 1400's as a robot powered by steam, Palmer spent the time between his birth and sudden appearance in the United States in 1775, wandered Europe using some unknown biological component to father hundreds of children. In 1775 he appears in the American Army records and served in the American Revolutionary War, then it is known he continued to father children across North America and eventually served on the side of the Union in the American Civil war. It is unknown if his military service continued after this. In 1999 he fell ill with the millennium bug and through connections with the government found a new body, now created and run by apple software. He is now completely under the control of Apple products, but with the shift he lost most of his understanding of human emotion and is trying to gain it back. He is currently possessed by "The Meat Boy" which has caused him to act extremely nice. The Holy Trinity are aware of this but no cure has been found.

Godhood and Wang Day
Palmer has acted as either the deity or High Priest of the snake j's over many Holy Trinities since his conception. The current J dimension Holy Trinity deemed him both the Deity and High Priest of the Snake J's until Wang Week, a week of good tidings for the Trinity in which they became angered at Palmer for not eating their spicy candies. They formed a prophecy which stated if he did not eat their candies, he would lose his godship. On Wang Day, the final day of the prophecy, he had not eaten the candies and was removed from power, this angered him and a dry spell for lore and power fell over the Trinity. During this time they worshipped Kermit as a deity and created the Serpentine Christians. They eventually realized they needed Palmer and created a new prophecy, bringing him back into power but only as Deity, they Trinity took co control of the High Priest position so as to keep watch over him.