Holy Trinity Allies

Holy Trinity
What is a Holy Trinity?

J Dimension: American J Trinity: Wesley: Jordan: (ex member) Caden:  JT

European J Trinity: Specifically only known from one website referencing Fclockcus and websites written in German. They're from the sister city of Owensville, Altena, Germany. Members, Dutch Wesley, French Wesley (Now Deceased)

The Fossil Trinity: An early disbanded Holy Trinity of the J Dimension comprised of immortal women. Members, Wotipka, Mrs.West, and Mrs.Eubanks.

Marvel Dimension: Wesley, Jordan, Unknown

St.James Basketball Dimension: Unknown, (some scholars believe Jason Universe is an unawakened possible Trinity Member)

Orchestra Dimension: Uknown

Wizard Dimension: Caden, A Chameleon, a ferret.

Band Members
Pit/ Percussion: Wesley, Jordan, Alivia, JT:, Wesley (Snare), Christian, Lya, Conan: Bearer of the Conan Tumor (A literal tumor the shape of Conan O'Brien on the tip of his penis).
 * The Pit Union: The pit union is a democratic socialist group within band, lead by the current Drum Major. Their only beliefs are pit should be equal, and saxaphones suck.
 * Pit Constitution: A contract signed by all members of the Pit Union outlining the powers of pit and hierarchy of band.

Saxaphone: Josh (Woshua Laycocc), Cayden (PimpDaddy69), Gage Barnett-Chan (20,000 Gauge Pimp)
 * The saxaphones are the mortal enemy of pit.

 Drum Majors: Karate Stinkcultist.

Flute: D'Marinara, Morgan (Furfag): Cleansed of their sin by finding the untainted Chase Doer Shrine, now vores sin. Caden is a physical manifestation of the punishment for their sin and must beat them.
 * All agree, even the flutes, flutes suck.

Low Brass: Haley, Reagan, Sam, Nina, Blane, Caden

Trumpet (s: Haley, Dalton, Corvin, Alexis, Olivia (Eminem).

Color Guard: All members of the color guard who joined prior to the 2019 Marching Band season are retconned. Ben(Technically retconned) Sydney: Only known Scratch Rocker currently in band. Lydia: Ex Pit member, left due to disagreement with Pit Union. Taylor: Adopted Bus Goblin Sibling of Jordan Malmoy-Palmer

Mascots: Lenard

Important Ex-Members: Reece, Heather HoffMOTHer, Chayse

Band Directors: Palmer, Mrs.Winter (Scratch Rock)

Non-Band Allies
J Dimension: Jason: Friar Cuck: Mentor of J Dimension's Holy Trinity member, Wesley. Hansel, Lay

St.James Basketball Team Dimension: Jason:

Marvel Dimension: Lord Vineyard (Only to Holy Trinity of the Marvel Dimension)

Choir Dimension: Jaeden

Palmers
J Dimension: Palmer

Orchestra Dimension: Zelma

Loli Squadron
Leader JT